Entries for April, 2009

UK equality law: Because women are unable to achieve on their own.

I couldn’t help but cradle my head in my palm as I read about the UK’s new equality law this morning. In a nutshell the government is trying to get people to hire more women, blacks and homosexuals (their words not mine). The media seem to have focused on the tv side of things what [...]

How to watch The Daily Show & Colbert Report from outside the US

So it seems the geniuses at Comedy Central have decided that nobody outside of the US is to watch full episodes of The Daily Show and the Colbert Report online. The rest of the world can still watch the segmented bits but as of Monday 27th April, 2009 non US browsers are unable to watch [...]

5 things I'd like to see on the 2010 Surly Long Haul Trucker

I’m a big fan of the Surly Long Haul Trucker. In the time that I’ve had one it’s been an absolute dream to ride about and only seems to get better with age. I’m constantly pushing the limits of what I thought was possible to carry around on a bike and finding new ways to [...]

Swine Flu: To facemask or not to facemask in Australia?

I woke up today not really feeling like going into work. No I wasn’t sick, didn’t have somewhere else to be and certainly wasn’t going to spend the day posting on facebook and then wonder why I got fired. The last time I didn’t want to go to work under these circumstances was the day [...]

Penis will save Australia from a recession

It all started with the headline “Recession ‘deeper longer’ than expected” and the accompanying image of an hourglass full of a dubious white creamy substance. I was sitting here reading the news trying to be all mature and everything but something deep inside of me just couldn’t let it go. I don’t know if it’s [...]

Google Profiles: 5 things Google don't want you thinking about

A few days ago Google announced they wanted to personalise search and had started to add profile information to name based Google searches. What this means is that now when you search for a name, at the bottom of your search results will be profile results containing personal information of people with profiles matching that [...]

Let the Anzac diggers remain in Australian nostalgia

One thing that has always irked me has been the use of the term “digger” as a blanket reference to anyone in the Australian Army, I just can’t help but cringe when someone mentions our diggers in Afghanistan or Iraq. When I think digger, I think old guy from world war one or two with [...]

How did we all not commit suicide back in the 1ghz era

So I had a great post idea lined up, was just finishing reading some forums and bam the pc turned off. Oh great, because i’m REALLY in the mood to fix the stupid thing. I got down on my hands and knees and yanked the useless box out of the desk and could smell electrical [...]

What recession? How to get rich in Australia

The following method is 100% guaranteed to make you a millionaire. It is completely recession proof but will only work when Labor is in power. Get in on the ground floor of this exciting business opportunity before Kevin Rudd’s term is up.

It's official, Aussie pet owners are fruitloops

I read with some amusement the other day that despite the global financial crisis, dog fashion is a market on the rise. However instead of buying ridiculous over the top clothing for their dogs, owners had adjusted and were retraining themselves to buy “clothes in casual style – more comfortable, more day-to-day and less luxury.” [...]