Entries for September, 2009

Australian Navy castrated with warn and disarm policy

When I read the headline “Aussie navy stops Somali pirate attack’ this afternoon my heart swelled with pride. Finally our navy was more then just an asylum seeker taxi service. Curious as to how the firefight went down, what artillery they used and how many pirates they sunk I eagerly clicked on the headline. Within [...]

Is the ACCC going after Polaris Media Group?

Over the past few weeks I’ve been in communications with various associates (ex and current), the QLD and NSW office of fair trading and have suspected that something has been building behind closed doors. I can’t prove or confirm my suspicions at this stage but I thought I’d put together what I’ve observed and heard [...]

Never use football and fashion in the same sentence

Riding on the coattails of the Emmy’s yesterday morning, last night Melbourne’s Crown Casino played host to the annual AFL Brownlow medal award night. I don’t know why but everytime there’s an award night the media try to make out like Australian ‘celebrities’ have some sort of glamorous fashion sense. As the Logies and all [...]

Observing Muslim holidays in Australia is a crap idea

Every so often in Australia we get some minority group spokesperson stand up and declare the current injustice of the day as the worst thing to ever happen to anyone. For the most part the general public listen, nod, pretend to care and then go back to their daily lives. Indians complain about getting bashed [...]

How to thoroughly clean out a second hand fish tank

As a rule of thumb it’s generally a good idea to thoroughly clean out a second hand fish tank. Despite what a previous owner might tell you about the history of an aquarium it’s impossible to know 100% that the tank is ‘clean’. A fish tank should have a regular cleaning schedule, be free of [...]

Cycling the Warburton Rail Trail

For us city slickers, it’s pretty hard to beat the feeling of remotelessness you get hurtling down a rail trail in the middle of the night being caught in a thunderstorm. Lighting flashes light up the sky, rain buckets down, the gravel trail fast turns into mush and you’re relying on an intermittently flickering dynamo [...]

Australian Fritzl case hardly a valid comparison

One source close to the case claimed it could be “every bit as bad, if not worse, than the Josef Fritzl case. Especially the fact that she had so many children to her father”. When I read about Victorian Fritzl case this morning I couldn’t help but feel a little bit cheated. I’m not trying [...]

Figuring out the Polaris Media Group compensation plan

Ever since the Polaris Media Group launch, Polaris distributors and the general public alike have been trying to get their heads around the hugely complicated compensation plan. There’s been emails, tables, diagrams, conference calls, videos and even a recently announced EMC (the guys who make all the money) Aussie tour between the 18th and 22nd [...]

The theatrical experience @ Yackandandah Cinema

The cinema experience for me has always been strongly rooted in that of a date (no pun intended). Me, my date, a bunch of random people all sitting in the dark watching a movie and afterwards a verbal dissection of the plot over something to drink. Recently on holiday, I broke with tradition and couldn’t [...]

Mobile blogging on the Asus 1000 HE Eee PC

I’ve never been a fan of laptops. They’re fiddly, annoying and why bother with something inferior when you’ve got a nice beefy desktop capable of doing anything. Don’t get me wrong, I see the practical use for them but personally I’ve never had the need for one and have avoided getting one ‘just because’. Last [...]