One of the most intrinsic characteristics of young males is the pursuit of vagina. Despite thousands of years of social reconditioning, religious interference and feminism you only have to look at the media (and not just the news), to see that flogging sex appeal still works.
It works because short of mass manufactured lobotomies and mainstream [...]

I don’t know if the men of Australia are getting smarter or the women stupider but we’ve had two cases in two days of men succesfully duping women show up in the media.
The first case I wrote about yesterday involved a gentlemen from the Northern Territory faking testicular cancer. He scored points for ingenuity and [...]

I don’t know if it’s because there’s a lot of people in parliament who have been cheated on, or whether there’s a lot of parliamentary wives and husbands who hold way too much sway over their political spouses, that prompted the Australian government to introduce the “mistress laws”.
Regardless of the reason however, after passing into [...]

Two out of the last three car trips to Costco I’ve had my parking ticket eaten up by their machines.
The other time I wound up being stuck behind someone who had their ticket eaten by the boomgate machine and then had to wait sandwiched between cars.
When the machine eats your ticket you have to get [...]

Earlier this year I was given a gift voucher for a 60 minute Kenkou mineral stone therapy massage at Geisha Melbourne. Not really knowing what stone massage therapy was (“they’re not gunna pound me with stones are they?”), I figured nonetheless this was probably one of those things you take your girlfriend along too and [...]

Riding on the coattails of the Emmy’s yesterday morning, last night Melbourne’s Crown Casino played host to the annual AFL Brownlow medal award night.
I don’t know why but everytime there’s an award night the media try to make out like Australian ‘celebrities’ have some sort of glamorous fashion sense. As the Logies and all the [...]

I’ve been to Costco a few times now and for the most part parking hasn’t bothered me. On opening day they were swamped and parking was free, which was great.
The second time I went there I was slugged with the $5 Harbourtown carpark which was marginally annoying but acceptable.
After having finished my larger shopping trips [...]

My first visit to Costco was last Monday on opening day. There was people everywhere, parking was a nightmare and although mostly positive the experience was a little bit overwhelming trying to take everything in.
Armed with a shopping list, an idea of where things are and my meanest ‘GET THE HELL OUT OF MY WAY’ [...]

I set out this morning excited as I’d ever been about a store opening. Costco Docklands being the first store to open in Australia I had no idea what to expect or just how busy it was going to be.
My first warning sign was when I turned into the Docklands Highway and was met with [...]

About a month and a half ago now the world of chocolate cafes opened up to me. Not ever having heard of the idea previously I’ve since grown quite fond of the idea and intend to traverse my way through what Melbourne has to offer.
Having visited the Lindt chocolate cafe just last month, on the [...]