Entries for the ‘Melbourne’ Category

Geelong police are a bunch of softcocks

Recently a bit of discussion flared up on the effectiveness of Australian police over at the article ‘Sudanese crime plummets to new lows at Sunshine station‘. Reader bushrat concluded Yep, up here thy are great out of the gate, but about six months on, after a few times in court, all the eagerness is gone, [...]

Did Carl Williams die over his daughter’s school fees?

It was late last night when I spotted a story on Victoria Police confirming that they’d fronted $8000 in taxpayers money in school fees for Carl William’s daughter. Not really fussed about it, it was still a little intriguing to read that nobody was prepared to give up any information as to why. Williams was [...]

Hey feminism, stay the hell out of our schools

One of the most intrinsic characteristics of young males is the pursuit of vagina. Despite thousands of years of social reconditioning, religious interference and feminism you only have to look at the media (and not just the news), to see that flogging sex appeal still works. It works because short of mass manufactured lobotomies and [...]

Co-Worker dupes hot nurse into sending sexy photos

I don’t know if the men of Australia are getting smarter or the women stupider but we’ve had two cases in two days of men succesfully duping women show up in the media. The first case I wrote about yesterday involved a gentlemen from the Northern Territory faking testicular cancer. He scored points for ingenuity [...]

Australia’s “mistress laws”: Payouts for whores

I don’t know if it’s because there’s a lot of people in parliament who have been cheated on, or whether there’s a lot of parliamentary wives and husbands who hold way too much sway over their political spouses, that prompted the Australian government to introduce the “mistress laws”. Regardless of the reason however, after passing [...]

How to get free parking at Costco Melbourne

Two out of the last three car trips to Costco I’ve had my parking ticket eaten up by their machines. The other time I wound up being stuck behind someone who had their ticket eaten by the boomgate machine and then had to wait sandwiched between cars. When the machine eats your ticket you have [...]

Geisha Melbourne: Kenkou Mineral Stone Massage

Foreword 14/09/2010: Reader Heather has left a comment below indicating that Geisha have closed up shop or are maybe rennovating. Geisha’s website seems to have been taken offline too so until I’m advised otherwise I’m going to go with Geisha have (temporarily?) closed up shop. Earlier this year I was given a gift voucher for [...]

Never use football and fashion in the same sentence

Riding on the coattails of the Emmy’s yesterday morning, last night Melbourne’s Crown Casino played host to the annual AFL Brownlow medal award night. I don’t know why but everytime there’s an award night the media try to make out like Australian ‘celebrities’ have some sort of glamorous fashion sense. As the Logies and all [...]

Parking at Costco Melbourne is a massive ripoff

I’ve been to Costco a few times now and for the most part parking hasn’t bothered me. On opening day they were swamped and parking was free, which was great. The second time I went there I was slugged with the $5 Harbourtown carpark which was marginally annoying but acceptable. After having finished my larger [...]

5 tips on shopping at Costco Melbourne @ Docklands

My first visit to Costco was last Monday on opening day. There was people everywhere, parking was a nightmare and although mostly positive the experience was a little bit overwhelming trying to take everything in. Armed with a shopping list, an idea of where things are and my meanest ‘GET THE HELL OUT OF MY [...]