The Great Asylum Seeker Loophole: Tell ‘em you’re gay
‘Hi there.’ ‘Uh hi. Welcome to England’ ‘Yo yo yo so I was thinking you guys could set me up with a two story somewhere trendy. Maybe a plasma telly and at minimum two bedrooms.’ ‘Um, hang on a sec. You just landed, we haven’t even began to process your claim yet.’ ‘Doesn’t matter yo.’ [...]


