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by PTUA

As a cyclist, nothing shits me more then seeing some arse clown sail past me whilst I’ve stopped at a set of lights with all the other traffic. If I could, I’d ride up them and push them into oncoming taffic. That’s how much it irritates me.

Why?

Because all it takes is a few of these idiots out there day in and day out flouting the law and dragging cyclists reputation down the toilet.

As it stands now, if you lined up Hitler and a cyclist dying from breast cancer with a newborn baby in their arms and asked Victorian motorists who they’d prefer to ride in their passenger seat, 80-90% would pick Hitler.

Thank god the Victorian government has finally decided the state has had enough of the rogue cyclists, who number in their millions, and released some beefy new laws to help police control the bicycle violence plaguing Melbourne.

From today, strict laws have been introduced:

Dangerous riding – $13,610 or prison for twelve months or both.


Finally we’ll be seeing more bicycles on the road and off bike paths. No more will cyclists be mixing it up with the ipod crowd, the dogs that run all over the paths, the old people who lock arms in a line covering the entire path, the children who run around with death wishes and the countless other obstacles that await cyclists on bike paths.

Riding anywhere but the road is dangerous riding and it’s about time cyclists were fined for riding elsewhere.

CARELESS riding of a bike – $681 for a first offence and $1361 for a subsequent offence


This I wholeheartedly agree with. I’d love a police response unit to catch idiots who run red lights, ride more then two abreast or cruise around at night with no lights. Hopefully we’ll see adequate funding allocated to the respective units in charge of enforcing the new laws.

IF a person is killed or seriously injured by a cyclist and the rider has not immediately stopped and offered assistance – $68,052 or five years in prison  IF property is damaged by a cyclist and the rider has not immediately stopped and offered assistance – $284 or seven days in prison for a first offence and $567 or prison for between seven and 14 days for a subsequent offence.


The only way a person is going to be killed by a cyclist is if they step out infront of one. If a cyclist is running a red light or breaking a road rule then it should be a mandatory five years in prison. That’s the only way people will learn.

If however a pedestrian walks out infront of a cyclist (which is what happens 99.9%) of the time in such collisions then obviously nothing happens. If you’re lucky the pedestrian will hurl some abuse at you for not watching where you’re going, and if you’re unlucky you’ll get something thrown at you.

Personally, despite having a 115db AirZound airhorn on my Long Haul Trucker I’ve managed to slam into two women over the past few years in Melbourne’s CBD. Both were attempting to cross at red lights, both times I went over the bars, both times my bicycle fully loaded for commuting hit them at speed and hopefully both of them learnt their lesson.

It’s great news to hear that I now face jail because I didn’t hobble over to see if they were ok after being thrown onto the middle of the road because of their idiocy.

Still, the statistics don’t lie and cyclists clearly prove to be a menacing threat on our roads and paths. Roads minister Tim Pallas defends the new laws stating:

Two people had died in the past 10 years after being hit by cyclists and another 68 had been seriously injured.


Cyclists in Melbourne are obviously out of control, far worse then racial or alcohol related violence gripping the city.

Meanwhile I’ve never been rear ended, side swiped, doored or had a driver pull infront of me and then deliberately slam on the brakes and endanger my life (the penalty of which is just a $1200 fine in case you were wondering).

With over 400 cyclists injured or killed on Victorian roads each year it’s good to see the government is actively targeting the root of the problem, pedestrian deaths. I’m sure these new laws will make the roads safer for everyone.



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