Magda-Szubanski-rageAustralia: The only country on Earth where you can advocate the murder of cyclists on national television and be cheered on.

Just earlier this month Kyle Sandilands was again suspended from his radio show after commenting on Magda Szubanski’s weight. Kyle stated “she would only be skinny if she was put in a concentration camp.”

The comment sparked a furore here in Australia and in response Magda, of Polish heritage, labelled Kyle’s remarks as “abhorrent”.

Presumably Magda feels that making light of human beings dying at the hands of other human beings isn’t something to be joked about.

Or so you’d think.

Last nights episode of Good News Week on channel 10 started off innocently enough with Julia Morris.



Fair enough, nobody likes road bullies, but then this happened:



Yes you heard that last part right, Julia Morris and Magda Szubanski, in no uncertain terms are both encouraging people to run over or open their car doors into cyclists.

As someone who uses a bicycle to get around frequently I'm appalled that this made it to air.

I can take a lycra joke as much as the next person and agree that the 'human condom' look is ridiculous. To suggest people run over cyclists and door them over it though... seriously?

And yes, that first clip was Julia Morris rallying against road bullies just moments before suggesting people run over cyclists. Hypocrisy much?

As for the rest of Szubanski's rants:


1. Beach Road isn't a highway.

Beach road isn't a four lane highway, it's a tourist scenic drive that showcases Port Phillip Bay. It has a signposted maximum speed of 60km/h and the outer lanes are used for car parking.


2. Sweaty Lycra bums

magda-szubanskiAustralia has had to put up with Szubanski's monstrous 110kg frame (photo right) for decades.

If the general public can stomach staring at Queen of the cupcakes and not throw up, surely it's not too much to ask for Magda to cop a bit of cheek action while she waits to overtake?


3. Using the Beach Road bicycle path

Beach Road is frequented by groups of cyclists on the weekends on training rides. If you live near it it's also a pleasant commuting route towards the city as it runs towards the Docklands.

The bicycle path next to it is a shared path for pedestrians and cyclists.

Szubanski appears to be seriously suggesting groups of up to 40 cyclists training at speeds of 30-45km/h should hit the bicycle path and mow over recreational riders using it.

Right, because that won't put anyone in danger.


4. Tip tap shoes

I don't know about you Magda, but I'd rather listen to the 'tip-tap' sound of cleats clicking along the floor then smelling a cyclists foot.

Remember what flab rolls used to smell like? Yeah - now imagine something worse, smelly feet.


5. Track standing

I'll pay this as it irritates me too, but I'm certainly not going to go run someone down over it anytime soon.


What amazes me with Magda's comments is that recently she undertook a very much public campaign to lose weight. Shedding over 20kg's since March this year, you'd think someone trying to advocate a healthy lifestyle would have a little more tolerance for cyclists.

In addition to that Szubanski is also an ambassador for Enviroweek. It seems that when doing your bit for the environment, planting trees is acceptable but don't you dare get on a bicycle.

It's disappointing that someone who seems to be involved in environmental programs and advocating a healthy lifestyle lash out at cyclists. More worrying is the fact that comments like 'take them out', 'open the door, open the door, take that' were encouraged by an audience with applause and cheers.

Sure they might sometimes be annoying but every cyclist on a bike is a person. You wouldn't advocate running pedestrians so why is it acceptable to encourage people to kill cyclists?


Update 01/10/09: Magda has offered up an apology and offered to participate in Ride to Work Day 2009.


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