sorry signAfter near universal condemnation and the families that advised Cadbury they wanted smaller blocks that were ‘softer to bite’ nowhere to be seen, Cadbury announced yesterday that they will be dropping the palm oil component of their chocolate blocks.

I only mustered up the courage to try the new blocks just weeks ago but like most people found the new ‘taste’ horrendously bad.

Noticing that the price for the new blocks kept dropping over the past few months I wasn’t all too surprised that they’ve backed down.

I’d be willing to bet Cadbury’s backflip was due to customers having stopped buying their chocolate in droves, although some seemingly naive customers did persist. Just last weekend I was standing in line at the supermarket when I saw a guy clearly looking to get laid put down a box of condoms, some steaks and a small block of Cadbury chocolate on the conveyor belt.

‘Dude seriously you’re not getting laid with that shit. One bite and you’re going to be up half the night discussing why you thought it’d be a good idea to ruin her night completely.’

‘woah really? Thanks for the heads up, cock-in-the-air highfive!’

Cadbury managing director Mark Callaghan fills us in on the details:

“We are removing palm oil and returning to a cocoa butter only recipe for Cadbury’s entire moulded block chocolate range, including our flagship Cadbury Dairy Milk brand and product lines such as Old Gold and Dream,” Cadbury Australia managing director Mark Callaghan said yesterday.

“We will soon commence the production of a cocoa butter only recipe at Claremont in the coming weeks.”


Note the use of ‘returning to a cocoa butter only recipe’ which doesn’t specifically state the cocoa butter level will the same as it was before. This does mean that it could still be a lower ratio than before with the remainder substituted with something that doesn’t taste as greasy as palm oil.

Whilst I welcome the change, the thing that gets me though is the contempt they had for their customers when introducing the the change. I mean did they seriously expect anyone was going to believe the ‘you told us this is what you want’ market research bullshit they came up with?

Instead of just admitting they were cutting costs and experimenting Cadbury instead chose to market spin and treat Australians like morons.

Unfortunately they don’t seem to be budging on the size of the blocks. No word on whether or not the price is going to go back up to pre-palm oil levels, one would assume that it would and they’ll just take the size difference as profit and hope nobody mentions anything.

For me, this gesture is too little too late and I don’t think I’ll be able to forgive the company for thinking Australian chocolate lovers were going to just bend over and keep on buying. Sorry guys but I still won’t be buying a Cadbury chocolate blocks regularly anytime soon. Maybe on the odd occasion just to indulge myself in a little bit of TopDeck.

On my last post about Cadbury there wasn’t one person that commented positively on the change, so now that they’ve backed down and reverted to the old recipe will you be buying the blocks again or have you too been permanently stung the wiser?


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