OzSoapbox debuts on Russian news network Zvezda
When I started OzSoapbox back in January this year I had no idea where the blog would take me. There were a lot of decisions that had to be made,
What was I going to write about?
Would I stick it out solo or find a co-writer to take share the workload?
WHAT IF NOBODY READ THE SITE?
and the big one, would I publish anonymously or under my name?
Despite choosing to publish anonymously it seems the further I get with OzSoapbox the more the internet pushes back, slowly chipping away.
Recently I was contacted by Galima Akhmadullina from Zvezda News.
My name is Galima and I am a producer on the Russian nation wide TV-channel. I found your blog very interesting and would like to offer you to comment on your post about scientology.
We are making a feature for our evening news and would like to record your short (just 1 minute) comment on the subject. PLease, let me know if you are available.
Thank you for considering this idea.
The first reaction I had was that my friends from the Russian Mafia were screwing with me and just wanted to send me some more death threats. However after poking around the Zvezda news site I decided there was a good chance it was legit and thought I’d give it a shot.
No guts no glory right?
Unfortunately due to the time zone differences between Russia and Australia I missed the Scientology story deadline. However just a few days later Australia was hit by bushfires and Galima contacted me again with the opportunity to do a commentary on it.
Having not written about the current bushfires I did a bit of reading up on the situation and then agreed to do it.
The next few hours were spent stressing out about how to film my commentary. I don’t have a giant credible looking office overlooking the city or anything and there wasn’t really a room in my house that didn’t look loungy.
With time running out I decided to go with the plain but safe cream wall. As those of you who live in Melbourne know after having a wonderfully sunny week the last few days here have been overcast and cloudy; a total disaster for natural lighting.
Using artificial light and not having my shadow show up on the wall was a definitely a challenge but eventually I got it, although I do look a bit yellow. The segment was shot on my mobile phone which meant I had to stand relatively close to the lens otherwise the mic wouldn’t pickup my voice properly.
After a few takes (and some frustrating bloopers) I finally managed to get through what I wanted to say in one take. I then sent it off to Galima and spent the next 24 hours anxiously waiting to see when it would go to air.
Somtime yesterday my commentary went to air, broadcast nationally over Russia.
I hadn’t intended to put my face up this soon on OzSoapbox but hey what better way to do it then being broadcast nationwide into the homes of Russians in over 1400 cities.
I don’t know exactly what the news presenter at the start is saying, other then the last bit where she introduces me under a psuedonym. If you’re like me and don’t speak Russian just do what I did and imagine she’s talking about how hot she thinks I am (“he is hwot, hwot lyk booshfyre!”).
The images of the fires should help for you visual people.
I’d like to thank Galima and the team at Zvezda news for giving me the opportunity to appear on their news, this has definitely been one of the more surreal experiences I’ve had as a blogger since starting OzSoapbox.
That and I’ve always wondered what I’d sound like if I was in a James Bond movie.
Galima seemed pretty happy with the video so depending on whether they are covering Australian stories there might be some more of these videos to come.
Watch this space and as always, thanks for reading!
(ey, and no making fun of my news-guy accent for the clip!)
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November 23rd, 2009 at 3:41 pm Dan(Quote)
Didn’t know you could speak Russian with such a convincing accent!
November 23rd, 2009 at 4:38 pm Mezza(Quote)
How cool is that!! How can you be sure they translated what you said….they could have had you saying anything!!!
November 23rd, 2009 at 4:39 pm James(Quote)
LOL!!! That was hilarious. Good on ya mate hopefully they’ll ask you to do some more.
November 23rd, 2009 at 4:55 pm ozsoapbox(Quote)
@Dan
Mate underneath this Australian exterior I’m a regular Vladmir Sixpack.
@Mezza
I know I was pretty chuffed! I’m like just some guy with a keyboard and then all of a sudden being broadcast on Russian news!
I wonder if Australian news will ever have this feature, currently I know quoting random Twitter members is all the rage on US news. I haven’t watched an Australian television news broadcast in so long I have no idea what they’re doing.
Either way the Russians are definitely a cut above us technology wise, they even offered to record me over Skype!
Yeah I just have to have faith with them on that. Galima spoke very good english in my communication with her and did the translation herself I believe (I sent what I wanted to say to her beforehand).
I guess so long as the translation wasn’t ‘Hey guys, I’m ozsoapbox and I’d just like to say I lit all the bushfires” then I should be right
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@James
Hopefully! I guess it depends on their interest in Australian current events. I would have loved to have spoken about Scientology…
November 24th, 2009 at 12:49 am Yi(Quote)
i want to see more. we need someone that can speak Russian to translate it for us. what did you say anyway?
you know what will be a cool back ground? start a small fire in your back yard and pretend that you’re at the scene.
November 24th, 2009 at 7:21 am ozsoapbox(Quote)
@Yi
Here’s a transcript of what I said:
The video does cut out most of the first sentence but I assume the translation is accurate.
Yeah that’ll go down well with the neighbours.
I guess they could do a followup then, ‘how OzSoapbox started a bushfire in the middle of urban Melbourne’.
November 24th, 2009 at 11:58 am Vince(Quote)
How good would this work with chicks at the bar…
“So what do you do for work?”
“In the media…Russian news correspondent.”
“Wow.. so, how about we go back to my place”
November 25th, 2009 at 7:37 am ozsoapbox(Quote)
Lol I hadn’t that far ahead yet. I’ll have to save a copy to my mobile or something as I imagine I’d get a lot of ‘you’re so full of shit’ replies… and then BAM there’s the proof!
I’ve now added this to my ‘things to try out and blog about’ list.
November 26th, 2009 at 10:38 pm Bushrat(Quote)
Never mind all that, it was worth watching to see that foxy newsreader! RRRRRR!