Sometime in the 1990s the internet suddenly became useful as people gained the ability to ‘message’ eachother in real time. This was particularly useful in Australia where SMS charges were still priced around the complete and utter ripoff mark.

The dominant messenger program of choice was ICQ and such was the influence this software had on my teenage years that to this day I can still remember my ICQ number.

As Generation X gave way to Generation Y however a disturbing trend emerged whereas due to it being bundled with Microsoft Windows, MSN began making inroads as the messenger of choice.

Initially this threat was scoffed off by us messaging pioneers, I mean the only people that used MSN at the time were annoying teenagers and MySpace retards. This however was still an age of an emerging market yet to explode and sadly, eventually it did.

When the dust settled it was clear MSN was to become the social messaging service of choice. Diehards like myself were forced to switch over as by early 2000 there was a whole generation of internet users who’d never even heard of ICQ.

I don’t ever regret switching over to MSN but I’ve never really felt perfectly comfortable using it. Whilst ICQ was ‘cool’ and innovative, MSN always felt like it was a bloated “me too” cousin that lagged behind.

Fast forward to 2010 however and MSN (or Windows Live Messenger or whatever Microsoft are calling it) is the only messaging software that I’ve got installed on my Eee PC. Infact it’s been the only messaging software that I’ve used for some time.

Kind of hard not to when girls these days often skip your phone number and go straight for ‘so… do you have msn?’

A few days ago I noticed a Windows Live Messenger alert pop up for a new beta version. Because MSN isn’t really updated with any kind of frequency (I can’t even remember the last update) I clicked on the box and a flashy new website loaded up, “Windows Live Messenger Beta’.

The landing page contained your usual sales spiel telling everyone how MSN cures cancer, solves world peace and protects the environment but then at the bottom of the spiel is your real kick in the nuts.

Messenger combines the best IM with social networking, so you stay connected with the people who matter most. Share photos and videos in real time while you chat. Express yourself with 3D emoticons. Stay on top of what your friends are doing across social networking sites, right in Messenger.

Messenger beta requires Windows 7 or Windows Vista, and is part of Windows Live Essentials beta.


Windows 7 or Vista?… what?

I knew Vista was a bloated piece of garbage but I wasn’t even aware that Windows 7 was out yet. Not that I’d been keeping tabs on it but have we really come that far from good ol’ Windows XP.

My Asus Eee PC shipped with XP and I seriously doubt it’s even capable of running Vista or Windows 7. Besides, why the crap would I want to?

XP is hands down the best Windows ever put out and serves my needs perfectly. With the default cutesy theme crap turned off and the taskbar and sidemenus all reverted back to Windows 95 style it’s simply the most functional OS out there.

I’m not entirely sure if it’s just going to be this new MSN beta that requires Windows 7 or Vista or if the final version, whenever it’s released, will also require the newer operating systems to operate.

Either way I’m not upgrading and if Microsoft thinks a new version of MSN that’s incompatible with XP is going to make me they can blow it out their arse.

Seriously, what moron decided to restrict MSN to Windows 7 or Vista? That’s like restricting Facebook to Internet Explorer or some crap.

Marketing suicide guys… wake up.



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