I have a really hard time with those charity kiosks you see out and about. I understand they are there for completely different reasons but I can’t help but group them into the same category as those godawful American Express guys that haunt Flinders Street station.

(I haven’t been to Flinders Street station in a while, are they still there?)

I mean at least the American Express guys are in suits and seem to have some sort of training. Twice now I’ve experienced the awkward sales pitch of a fundraising person who just blurted out of nowhere ‘can I ask you a question?’

This is then preceded by a few seconds of awkward silence where I resist the urge to ridicule them on the ineffectiveness of their blunt sales pitch because I feel bad the poor kids just a backpacker trying to make a buck.

Yes ‘street charity’, ‘face to face fundraising’ or whatever the hell they’re calling it today grates on my nerves. Unfortunately my opinion of them wasn’t helped when I read that up to 90% of first year pledges wind up in the pockets of the marketing companies they employ.

You’d be forgiven for thinking that 20 something with a sexy accent wearing a tshirt belonging to the charitable organisation actually worked for them. In effect it’s practically a uniform and dare I say it downright misleading to learn that they work instead for a marketing company.

For whatever reason most of the major charities these days outsource the dirty work of fundraising to marketing companies, In Australia the largest of which is Cornucopia.

The business model is relatively simple. Cornucopia do the gruntwork and if a pledger stays on for more then 100 days, Cornucopia then bill the charity for 80-95% of the entire years pledge.

If the pledger (surely that’s not a word) cancels the donation subscription within 100 days, Cornupcopia make no money. If however the pledger cancels somewhere between 100 days and 12 months, the charity then loses money paying the marketing company.

Keep in mind we’re probably talking chump change here, $5-$20 a month I’d say but multiply it and keep it recurring each month and it’s not hard to see how the “foreign aid sector last year raised $812 million”.

Mind you I’m not sure if that’s $812 million total or $812 million after companies like Cornucopia took their sizeable cut.

So much so are these companies focused on getting those recurring subscriptions that their employees are actually not able to take monetary donations. Yes that’s right, they don’t accept money.

God forbid I just want to make a spur of the minute donation and pass on the whole donation subscription deal. I did the subscription thing once with Amnesty International. When the time came to cancel they wouldn’t take no for an answer and instead I wound up ‘temporarily stopping my payment until I was able to afford it again’.

Needless to say I received several followup phone calls and fliers in the mail that it was enough to put me off the experience ever again.

Like begging, charity donations are something I feel has become way to structured and business like over the years. Those guys that go around Christmas time (the Smith family I think it is?) with their tins are what it should be about.

A flashy kiosk with unnaturally energetic people who ask stupid questions and only take credit or debit doesn’t make me want to donate money. You might as well place charity kiosks right next to their financial counterparts.

One only sells credit card and the other takes only credit cards; Both equally as annoying. Side by side with any luck they’ll just wind up talking to eachother and leave the rest of us alone.



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