Indian students: How to not get bashed in Australia
As much as we want to pretend Australia is the hub of racial harmony and rainbows, the fact of the matter is not everyone shares this ideology.
I’m not saying that as you get off a plane from Delhi there’s mobs of Australians ready to bash the living daylights out of you, far from it.
Instead of treating the bashings and stabbings as random acts of violence though we need to accept that, for the time being, Indians are being targeted.
Why are Indians being targeted?
Indians are targeted for one simple reason: The passive stereotype.
You bash Muhammad Ahmed Muhammad and within 30 seconds 98 Holden Commodores will rockup and his cousins will chase you.
You bash some Sudanese guy and his housing commission gangster buddies will run after you.
You bash Tai Loc Nguyen and…. well he’s probably carrying a machete anyway so you’re off to hospital.
You bash an Indian and well nothing much happens. If it’s serious enough it’ll make the news. Some Indian student association nobody has ever heard of might make a press release but that’s about it really.
Indians don’t need to start forming vigilante groups or roaming the streets in packs but you do need to be aware of this stereotype and act accordingly.
Tips on avoiding getting bashed or stabbed in Australia:
1. Avoid the western suburbs
This is probably the biggest preventive measure you can take. Practically all the bashings and stabbings that take place occur in the western suburbs of Melbourne.
Sure it’s cheap and there’s probably other Indians around but they aren’t going to come to your rescue when some group of guys inexplicably decide to start laying their fists into you.
Western suburbs in Australia are by and large full of trash. We keep our uneducated poor bogans there and mix it up with large clusters of immigrants in public housing living off welfare.
The end result is a lot of uneducated poor people running around like Terry tough cunts with nothing better to do.
If anyone advises you to live out in the west tell them no. You’ll pay more to live in the nicer suburbs in the north and east but at least you won’t have to worry about being bashed all the time.
The good news is that, unless your going to university there then there’s absolutely no reason for you to even go near the western suburbs. Anything you could possibly need should be available in the safer suburbs and failing that there’s always the CBD.
Obviously Be a bit careful on Saturday nights though.
2. Don’t walk everywhere
This isn’t downtown Mumbai people. Sure walking is cheap but lone skinny Indian walking down the footpath in sandals is painting a giant big target on your head.
Worst comes to worst get a crappy cheap Kmart bike and just ride that around. For $100 or so it’s a pretty cheap investment and makes you less of a target.
If you do have to walk around though avoid parks and areas with no lighting. Also try to avoid areas where there’s no people. The western suburbs pretty much die off past 6 or 7pm and there’s good reason for this, it’s when all the crazies come out to play.
3. Shiny electronic things
In India having the latest Nokia might be a status symbol. In Australia nobody cares.
The only thing that goes through the minds of potential bashers when they see you with your mobile bling is ‘oh sweet, we get to bash Indians and make a bit of money! Man, BEST DAY EVER!’
If walking around then keep your flashy electronic gadgets in your bag or whatever. Unless you’re in a crowded public place, don’t answer any calls or messages either. Just let it be till you get home.
This goes for anything electronic.
If you’re watch is anything more then a metal sundial strapped to your wrist, take it off.
If you have an ipod for blasting curry hip hop you’re going to have to get used to the idea of travelling in silence. Even inconspicuous earphones have to be plugged into something.
Also not listening to music means you’ve got a better chance of hearing Bashy Mcbashbash sneak up on you before him and his mates lynch you.
It is sad that Indians (or any ethnic group) get targeted for bashings and stabbings. While people hypothesise whether or not attacks are racially motivated or not, in the here and now people need to be taking precautions.
Australia is a pretty easy place to live in, however in these modern times you just need to be a little more cautious and aware that over here some people are going to see Indians as easy bashing targets.
Your mates and the study recruiters over in India aren’t going to tell you this and neither is the Australian government… but it is what it is so you might as well be prepared and informed before coming to Australia.
Good luck.
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February 6th, 2010 at 5:01 pm TONY NGUYEN(Quote)
LMFAOOOO!!!!!!!
July 15th, 2011 at 12:21 am McJules(Quote)
Mate! You are a dill.
I bet there are more places in India that you can’t walk even in the daylight …. what makes you think that Australia, or any country for that matter, doesn’t have similar areas.
I wouldn’t walk around some suburban areas or the CBD at night either, and rail stations are scary places along with late night train carriages. Do Indians think they are supermen protected by personal force fields.
Indians would be better served by developing some common sense and better still, using it.
July 15th, 2011 at 12:33 am McJules(Quote)
Also ….You mentioning the different migrant groups.
Andrew Bolt revealed once that the majority of attacks carried out on Indians were by migrant groups/gangs. And that included Pacific Islanders.
Your reference of “Muhammad Ahmed Muhammad and within 30 seconds 98 Holden Commodores will rockup and his cousins ….” I suppose is a a dig at the Cronulla riot.
Take notice that that fiasco was the doing of both Yobbos and the Muhammad Ahmed Muhammad’s who were trying to turn a public beach into a private Muslim beach and the Yobbos didn’t like the private beach idea or having their girlfriends verbally abused because they were not wearing nose-to-toe bathing garments.
Keep the facts straight won’t you.
July 15th, 2011 at 10:08 am ozsoapbox(Quote)
Uh, if I had to choose between India (so long as it wasn’t Mumbai or anywhere near the Pakistan border) and Melbourne’s west I’d pick India every time.
When was the last time you heard about Australians getting assaulted in India. They’re not known for bashing tourists/internationals for a reason.
Probably the fact that we’ve got documented crime cases stating we do? I don’t believe I ever said Australia didn’t have such areas anyway.
That was kind of the whole point of this article.
July 15th, 2011 at 10:13 am ozsoapbox(Quote)
No. This was a reference to the commonly held division that ethnics like Holdens and Yobbos like Fords. I have no idea about Cronulla but save for a few outcasts, this generally holds true in Melbourne.
Considering I never wrote about the Cronulla riots, what facts would those be?
August 20th, 2011 at 2:53 am McJules(Quote)
You are correct. Australians are not being attacked while in India they are just being murdered or raped.
At least 10 murdered since 1999. And I will leave the rape research to you.
While most of Indians murdered in Australia have been done in by their own countrymen and they don’t mind murdering little children either and treating their little bodies like a dead dog.
November 10th, 2011 at 12:54 am marion(Quote)
mate,
this is racially discriminating and i would be taking this article down. there are so many things that asians do that becomes un-noticed, dont lie, indians getting bashed arent generally racially motivated but because indians have guts to walk by themselves and carry a liberty of freedom.
things that asians do in retrospect deserve to get a punch in the face and be stomped on but yet, as moral rights and the presence of having a sound-mind keeps them saved from humility.
Things that asians do include:
1) talk loud in some weird language that certainly is accepted to an extent they dont sound like a bunch of hillbillies going ‘CHO KA KI CO GO’ really loud on trains and carrying on like its their world.
2) fashion sense is absolutely putrid
3) walking in some sort of a line in a teenie-bopper asian film and not moving out of the way for those in a hurry
4) constant staring
5) having food that stinks out the whole place, and makes everyone vomit.
6) over-populating australia and then have a cry saying that china is better. GO BACK TO CHINA THEN?
see how much it hurts? to be racist. As much as i hate racism, but this article has not impressed me and I think its perfectly fine for me to post this back in such a discriminating manner and offensive way. the title of my post should be. ‘HOW TO LIVE CIVILLISED IN AUSTRALIA AND NOT LIVE LIKE WE’RE IN CHINA’ . can I get an amen?
November 10th, 2011 at 10:56 am ozsoapbox(Quote)
Oh no, not racial discrimination… HALP!
You say guts, I say stupidity.
Freedom or not, if you walk through Melbourne’s western suburbs alone at night because you’re too much of a cheapskate then you’re an idiot – guts has nothing to do with it.
It’s like swimming through a pool infested with sharks with a blindfold on – why would you do it?
Racial discrimination… you were saying?
Yeah I hate that too.
Damn right it is. Seriously, foxtails anyone?
Dunno if this is an Asian thing, people from all walks seem to do it at times.
Living in Taiwan, I definitely agree. Although if you’re getting this in Australia, it might be because you’re fugly. You should look into that.
Really…? Coming from someone defending Indians you’re gunna use the ‘stinky food’ argument?
This goes for anyone who stays in Australia and constantly complains about how better some other country is (having often never lived there themselves) – Get on a freaking plane already!
I don’t get it, were you under the impression that because I write about Taiwan, that I was Chinese? Furthermore that I’d be upset by your comments and report you to the motherland in raging fury?
Yeah… good luck with that son.