Tim Andrews caused a bit of a storm this week with his blog post “Why The Right Will Triumph in Australia: Hot Girls”. Former Federal Sex Discrimination Minister (try saying that ten times really fast) Pru Goward managed to stumble across it and labelled it disappointing.

I’m disappointed that he’s misjudged the importance of a political party like ours that for so long has defended the dignity of men and women.

We do need to recruit young people…and I commend Tim for having a go, but I think that we have to remember that people join political parties because of the facts, not the figures.


Maybe in an ideal world Pru but if I had the choice of going to political meetings and listening to a bunch of old people talk or engaging with attractive females, I’m probably going to pick the latter. If politics isn’t all about the figures, it’s damn well time it should be.

The original post by Andrews has since been removed however I did manage to save the photos and the post in it’s entirety before it was removed. What has struck me is that if you look at the original post, Tim actually issued a challenge;

It is only natural for those of us on the conservative/libertarian side of the political fence to feel a bit glum at the moment. Big government everywhere seems on the rise. Here in Australia the fiscal vandalism of the Rudd Government is unparalleled in our history. Things seem bleak indeed.

However – there is reason for hope! For optimism! Definite proof that here in Australia we shall triumph!

How do I know this? Easy – the Babe Theory Of Politics.  To put it simply – we have all the hot girls.

Well – judge for yourself – I present to you, the conservative and libertarian girls of Australia!


To date as far as I can see nobody has stepped up the plate and accepted this challenge. Instead of debating nonsense like whether the post was demeaning to females or are guys really that superficial to join a political party in the vein hope they might actually get to sleep with one of the girls pictured, we should be discussing the important stuff.

You know, like whether the girls featured Tim Andrews’ original post are even hot enough to begin with. I mean because if they’re not, well I for one want an apology… How dare somebody promise hot libertarian girls and then fail to deliver. What an outrage.

With this in mind and the fate of the universe hanging in the balance, I begrudgingly took it upon myself to be judge, jury and executioner in rating the libertarian girls of Australia.

…somebody had to do it.




Lauren McKenzie, University of Melbourne Liberal Club

You’d think Andrew would have started with a stunning example of female beauty but instead he chose Lauren.

Not quite sure what the angle was there but needless to say the tied back hair and Where’s Wally shorts didn’t do anything for me. I also was unaware breasts could read.




Abigail Shead, Vice-President (Policy), University of Sydney Liberal Club

Wow let’s just pretend Lauren never happened. Those are some killer legs Abigail, enough so that I’ll forgive you for the pink bedsheets. Definately liking what I’m seeing here but I’m really hoping that’s just the camera flash and not a case of butterface.




Laney McLaren, President, University of Queensland Liberal Club

I’d commend on Laney but given that bust I’m not quite sure she’s legal. I mean she probably is but hey, this is the internet.




Sasha Uher, NSW Representative, Australian Liberal Students’ Federation

Aw teddy bears? Cmon! I’m not sure where the rest of Sasha’s hair is as it just seems to disappear into the black sky so it’s kinda hard to get the full picture.

Sasha’s shoulder does appear to be about as wide as her head though and that’s not usually a good sign…




Gemma Brooks, Vice-President, Macquarie University Liberal Club

I’m gunna go ahead and assume Gemma was on her way to a Charlie Brown themed costume party when this photo was taken otherwise I’m not kinda sure what’s going on. She definitely has the ‘Emily the Strange’ look going on though and those dimples are to die for.

Why she chose to pose next to a pole that looks like someone’s wiped their arse all over it though I’ll never know.




Jaimi Primrose, Policy Director, Australian Liberal Students’ Federation

No, no, no! Apart from having the horrendous name Jaimi, this girl has one of those generic country town faces that if you stare at it and take away the hair and hat, she could be male or female.

Don’t believe me? Check out the mockup on the left!




Jessica Adelan, ACT Representative, Australian Liberal Students’ Federation

The statue Jessica is sitting on is either going for the mammothest masturbation session EVER, or is playing volleyball – in the nude. Either way I’m a little grossed out.

Seriously I was sitting here for twenty minutes before I realised there was a girl in the photo too.

I know how that sounds and that’s not what I meant.

No really…




Catriona Rafael, Vice President, Sydney University Liberal Club

Catriona suffers from light face dark features. It works on some girls but doesn’t seem to be meshing here. If you stare at her eyes it almost looks like she’s crying. Love the little pearl necklace though…




Sabine Wolff, Secretary, Melbourne University Liberal Club

I really hate Sabine’s haircut. It makes her head look like a coconut shack with a shade drawn revealing her face. Seriously what is she hiding under there, a conehead?

Sabine also appears to be wearing a different pattern bikini bottom which is a huge pet hate of mine. FAIL.




Michelle Crisp & +1, University of Sydney Liberal Club

Michelle definitely has the smoking hot secretary thing going on here… but it’s a shame about the +1. If he was keen a guy would have to ask himself would he be able to separate the two and would the time spent attempting to do so be worth it.

To be honest I’m not sure it would… that looks like an awfully strong grip +1 has around Michelle’s waist. Bear like almost.




Lauren Jennifer Callahan, Social Officer, Australian National University Liberal Club

Lauren definitely looks promising but I have a gut feeling this is one of those photos that makes someone look completely different to how they normally look.

Tell you what’s awesome about this photo though; stare at Laurens elbow… how long before her forearm looks wider then her upper arm! I KNOW IT’S MAGIC EYE CRAZY FREAKY!




Jasmine Curcio, Melbourne University Liberal Club

“Hee hee I just smoked three cartons of cigarettes and then I stole your car keys – lets go buy three cartons more!”

Jasmine’s yellow teeth are a bit of a shame, they ruin her distinctive features and porcelain skin. Still, nothing a bit of teeth whitener couldn’t fix.




Whittney Jago, Tasmanian Representative, Australian Liberal Students’ Federation

Whittney can be seen posing above in what was the only Tasmanian sunny day in all recorded history. Whittney could be hot but unfortunately we’ll never know because HER FREAKING HAIR IS COVERING HER FACE.

Her body seems to tick all the boxes though, although her shadow would appear to be a tad anorexic.




and the winner is…

Without a doubt the hottest libertarian girl in Australia is Abigail Shead. Ahh, if only all the posts I wrote were this much of a pleasure to write.

I look forward to Tim’s part 2 entry. For the original text of the post head on over to Tim’s blog, some of the comments from uptight people are amusing too.

Kinda makes me wish I got a bit more involved in politics during my university days.


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