I don’t profess to know about the horrors of war. Following the second world war and arguably Vietnam, my generation has only ever been involved in faux wars that, for the most part, have been fought on television screens.

Despite this however I can appreciate the unique environment that a military occupation creates. One in which the surreal becomes real and you’re put to the test in unimaginable ways.

One veteran in particular has seized this window of opportunity and sought to capitalize on it.

The reason?

Apparently the joining the army forces you to smoke.

Veteran John Arnold served in the Australian army between 1963 and 1987, during which time he claims he was ‘pressured by peers into smoking‘.

This pressure it is claimed arose due to the long hours of inactivity that fighting for the army inevitably brings with it.

In the army, the tribunal said, “it was common for there to be rest breaks which were referred to as ‘cigarette breaks’.

Sometimes, these cigarette breaks turned into long periods of inactivity which (Mr Arnold) remarked as being typical of the army.

During the cigarette breaks, his friends would offer him cigarettes and eventually, under quite significant peer pressure, he accepted, and that is when the smoking habit began.”


Fast forward to 1987 and Arnold was smoking two packets a day. Not
surprisingly Arnold has since developed colorectal cancer.

Now one could make the argument that seeing as his mates offered him cigarettes and the army failed to provide him something to do, that it’s directly the Army, and by proxy the government’s fault that Arnold has now developed cancer.

Yes, you could make that argument.

Or alternatively, you could feel some shame in being a cash hungry opportunist and just accept that your cancer is a direct result of your own actions. Nobody forced you to take up smoking.

But why would you?

After initially knocking back Arnold’s compensation claim, last week a tribunal at the Department of Veterans Affairs overturned the decision and opened the flood gates for government compensation.

The same government who y’know, did nothing more then provide Arnold with a regular paycheck. If anything go after the cigarette company’s or your mates who introduced you to the habit… why expect us taxpayers to foot the bill?

Don’t get me wrong, if you’re injured in the line of duty then by all means the government and taxpayers should look after you – I’ve got no problems with that. If you’re sitting around on your arse smoking cigarettes however, why should you expect Australia to foot the bill when you get sick?

By 1987 it was more then clear that cigarette smoking affected your health and I’m willing to bet that on behalf of John Arnold, there was absolutely no attempt to kick the habit until his health started to fade – much the same as most smokers these days.

“I’ll give up one day” is an all too familiar catchcry with that one day of course being when somebody gives you the bad news that you’re dying.

Thankfully the Veteran’s Affairs are looking to appeal the decision and lets hope they win, if not for the taxpayer then for at least common sense. How cases like this in which people are clearly looking for someone else to blame ever surface is beyond me. One would think there’d be procedure in place to slap them down before they ever got off the ground.

Meanwhile I can’t wait for the obesity compensation claims to start rolling in. Lunch is a pretty universal term for that midday snack that most of us enjoy. During this ‘lunch’ most people have ample spare time in which to indulge themselves.

‘My workplace failed to provide me with something to do on what were commonly referred to as ‘lunch’ breaks. After intense peer pressure I caved in and started eating food during these ‘lunch’ breaks.

Now I weigh 300kg, have diabetes and have had eight heart attacks.

- SHOW ME THE MONEY!’

Coming soon to a court room near you.



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