Starwalker TV show – Is Australia about to get hoaxed?
The premise for the recently announced space reality tv series Starwalker is nothing short of impressive. Allow entry for anyone on the planet over the age of 18 and offer up a grand prize trip into orbit.
It certainly sounds better then marrying some stupid farmer, winning a couple of hundred thousand dollars or a one hit wonder recording contract.
My first impression upon hearing about the proposed tv series was curiosity. Who was involved, how much would something like this cost and how the hell were they going to pull it off?
With Virgin charging $200,000 AUD commercially for a trip into orbit it doesn’t take a rocket scientist to ascertain that sending people into space isn’t a 2-bit backyard operation job. It costs real serious money and if you’re going to build a television show around a launch, even more money.
In a press release issued about a month ago the people behind Starwalker claimed;
All funds and insurance to cover this “astronomical” cost are in place. Starwalker is thus a television show featuring the most powerful media alliance, largest competition and richest prizes not just in television history but in human history.
It seems whoever is behind the show seems to have somehow secured the co-operation of media companies, space agencies and some massive financial backers from all over the world.
So who exactly is behind Starwalker?
The show appears to be the brainchild of Katherine Bennell, Campbell Pegg and Rogan Shimmin, who are Australian and British postgraduate students. They seem to have come up with the idea during the 2009 International Space University SSP (some convention thing held by NASA).
Of course three university students certainly don’t have the clout to bring international media houses and space agencies together. So how on earth did they manage to get this project off the ground?
Well, they teamed up with Australian director Jonathan Nolan.
You might remember Jonathan Nolan and his business partner Greg Smith from earlier this year when they sued Australian website Zgeek for $40 million dollars.
Z-Geek also have a archived page dedicated to ongoing coverage of the lawsuit.
The action is still ongoing but I’m certainly hoping Nolan and Smith aren’t planning to bankroll Starwalker on the non-existent funds they are hoping to win from the Z-Geek defamation case.
Silly court cases aside though, if the program is genuine then I wish Nolan and Smith (who I presume is also involved somehow financially) the best of luck. On paper Starwalker certainly seems impressive and as much as don’t particularly like reality television, I acknowledge pulling off a project like this is a sizeable contribution to the television industry.
The other scenario of course is that the whole thing is a hoax, and it wouldn’t be the first time it’s happened.
Back in 2005, British media company Zeppotron made television series Space Cadets offering up a trip into space as the grand prize. Unfortunately for the contestants the whole thing was a hoax and through the use of an elaborate set, some actors and a psychological screening process to weed out anyone with half a clue, the show was somewhat of a success.
At a cost of around 4.5 million pounds (~9 million AUD) and shot entirely in Britain with only British contestants you can see that doing something like this on a worldwide scale is going to cost a bucketload.
If the hoax version of the grand prize where nobody actually leaves Earth costs 9 million AUD, firstly just how much would a real space trip cost? Secondly, how the hell did Starwalker secure worldwide funding to cover the entire cost of the show before they’ve even shot a second of footage?
Just who are these ridiculously wealthy financial backers who have guaranteed theoretical gargantuan costs for a show nobody even knows is going to be a success yet?
I’d certainly like to meet them, I have uh… a few ideas of my own.
Interestingly (although plausible that it’s entirely co-incidental), Space Cadets had a 6 month entry period. Applications to enter Starwalker opened mid December and are set to run till May… also approximately six months.
Nolan has thus far appeared on Channel 7's Sunrise spruiking the show and in their press release claim that they have Stephen Hawking onboard along with Dave Mousley and Red Vision (Mousley is the managing director of Red Vision).
Red Vision of course bill themselves as the creators of “award winning CGI and visual effects”.
…you mean the kind of effects necessary to dupe contestants into thinking they were actually in space?
Over at the official Starwalker blog (which is hosted on free blog service Blogger), in the latest post you can read about the 'Space Fashion' contest.
How chic. Whilst novel, designer spacesuits kind of give away their target market.
Furthermore Doug Messier from Parabolic Arc claims that the three postgraduate students who initially came up with the idea have since cut any ties with the show.
Again, if legit I wish the people at Starwalker the best of luck. Part of me however just doesn't see it.
This show, in its non hoax format, requires massive investment and co-operation from worldwide media organisations and government agencies. Then there's the logistics of the flight itself and the fact that the people seemingly behind the series haven't really been involved in anything even close to this in production scale before.
Starwalker - a television hoax by a couple of Australians or a reality series that massively raises the bar in terms of international participation and scope?
At this stage, my money is on hoax.
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December 28th, 2009 at 7:29 pm Anonymouse(Quote)
If Nolan & Smith’s reputations are supposedly so destroyed by the Zgeek matter & they’re supposedly so personally financially out of pocket how could they even be involved in something like this?
December 28th, 2009 at 8:05 pm Turbulent Priest(Quote)
If it is another hoax, it won’t even be an original hoax. Nolan does appear to be concentrating on low-cost remakes of the works of others, so this would be consistent with his usual modus operandi.
If nothing else, at least he will make money from the phone calls to register.
December 28th, 2009 at 8:16 pm Anonymouse(Quote)
I’m surprised there’s been no mysterious “atomboy” show up anywhere that Starwalker is discussed yet, that also appears to be part of their normal modus operandi.
December 28th, 2009 at 10:02 pm ozsoapbox(Quote)
Because the money involved in sending people into space is a pittance compared to creating conspiracy movies for nutty Russians.
I thought this was common knowledge.
December 28th, 2009 at 10:18 pm Anonymouse(Quote)
Still, supposedly they were so defamed that nobody would work for them, does this then mean that the lawsuit is null?
December 29th, 2009 at 12:10 am ozsoapbox(Quote)
Maybe the same aliens that conducted 9/11 and the Bali bombings are now bankrolling Starwalker.
They’ve given Nolan exclusive insight before so why not their knowledge of intergalactic travel?
I’m guessing the aliens don’t have the internet either which explains why Smith and Nolan’s reputations are intact.
December 29th, 2009 at 12:16 am Anonymouse(Quote)
But there’s the thing, their reputations being intact enough for them to still be doing deals like this would kinda suggest that the alleged defamation was a load of bullshit & the lawsuit should be dismissed.
December 29th, 2009 at 12:20 am ozsoapbox(Quote)
Oh definitely. If I was representing ZGeek I’d be all over this at the next hearing.
‘Your honor the plaintiff seems to be under the impression that their reputation is $40 million in the gutter, yet they have still manage to have secured guaranteed funding to send people into outer space…?’
My reputations alright and I’m pretty sure I couldn’t get funding for a space program.
December 29th, 2009 at 2:21 pm R Branson(Quote)
Dear Oz
I’m sure if we pooled our collective lunch money we could get a project like this off the ground
Much love
Rich
December 31st, 2009 at 1:17 am Pulpist(Quote)
Just having a bit of a read of the ZGeek site, and apparently they have received a letter of intent to sue over some posts that are about five years old.
Seems that they are staring to crawl out of the woodwork, or be coaxed out by the promise of financial gain
Haha…five years, good luck with that, as I think that there is a limitation on defamation proceedings of a year.
December 31st, 2009 at 1:19 am ozsoapbox(Quote)
Yeah from memory the limit on defamation is 3 years from the date of publication.
I am kind of curious what was posted about Jonathan Nolan and/or Smith 5 years ago on Z-Geek to warrant another threat though. Apparently the duo are a little bit precious about anyone asking them about Starwalker being a hoax or not…
…wonder why?
December 31st, 2009 at 6:56 am Anonymouse(Quote)
It was something posted about a (former?)lawyer who happens to be a mutual friend of Nolan & Smith, it was a link to an AAP news story, seems like a case of harassment.
December 31st, 2009 at 12:56 pm ozsoapbox(Quote)
Ah sounds similar to what I’m involved in at the moment.
Citing a whole bunch of court cases + news articles and then commenting on them = defamation apparently.
December 31st, 2009 at 11:47 pm bushrat(Quote)
Mork calling Orson, Mork calling Orson, Oh damn it SHAZBUT!
January 3rd, 2010 at 10:54 am aspacescientist(Quote)
Ugh, this whole thing is stupid. Why not have a contest with a prize that is actually useful and meaningful: a scholarship to study engineering or science at a university. That way the winner would actually have a real chance at working in a real space program.
January 3rd, 2010 at 7:14 pm ozsoapbox(Quote)
The type of people who become space engineers or scientists are going to be about as interesting to watch as a blank a4 bit of paper.
That and how would they dupe them into being hoaxed? Spend 10 weeks preparing them for Harvard and then send them to the worst US college possible?
January 7th, 2010 at 8:48 pm anonymouse(Quote)
http://www.parabolicarc.com/2010/01/06/starwalker-reality-show-headed-disbarred-attorney/
Real classy
January 7th, 2010 at 8:54 pm ozsoapbox(Quote)
It’s worth noting that Nolan’s legal background is most likely the basis for the vindictiveness in Nolan and Smith going after Z-Geek via the Australian legal system.
$100 million is not chump change and I find it amazing somebody or groups of somebody has coughed it up in total before the show even films.
January 7th, 2010 at 11:32 pm Michael(Quote)
This post is not persuasive. I would not judge the Starwalker program negatively based on this article; the reasoning is superficial and uninformed. Bases its accusation of “hoax” on the propositions that the program is backed by grad students; the director is involved in an unrelated lawsuit; and that there have been hoaxes in the past.
I am not persuaded.
The $200K AUD prize (x2) is not that big, really, if seen as a marketing expense for a TV series. The writer appears very impressed with this amount, thinking that three grad students could not possibly come up with it. I know of lots of grad students who have done far more, with far less.
Having said that, I would counsel the Starwalker folks to dial back the hyperbole a bit. Their idea is great; it doesn’t need false overstatements like “Starwalker is thus a television show featuring the most powerful media alliance, largest competition and richest prizes not just in television history but in human history.” This just invites skepticism about everything they say.
Starwalker is something creative coming out of Australia that could have positive worldwide impact; give it some room to breathe.
January 8th, 2010 at 3:46 pm Anonymouse(Quote)
@ Michael, The show’s own sites & groups claim that the show is costing $100,000,000 to make, not $200,000, It is unlikely that either of these sums of money could send anyone into space, & where do a bunch of people who barely have a penny to their names get it?
The Grad students you mention are no longer involved, if you look at the previous works of anyone with a media background who is currently listed as being involved you see that it ranges from rank amateur to mediocre C grade at best.
January 8th, 2010 at 4:07 pm Anonymouse(Quote)
Expecting to get 42million out of suing someone who likely doesn’t have 42 thousand as a way of funding your dicky little scam smacks or pure idiocy.
& I’d be surprised if they have managed to con any poor schlub into bankrolling them, their facebook group claims that the various producers are in part funding it, also claims that there will be a trust fund, we all know now about Mr. Nolan & trust funds.
January 8th, 2010 at 7:10 pm ozsoapbox(Quote)
The 200k price might be peanuts but what about the actual costs of sending people into space? The UK hoax Cadet show cost $4 million to do and was a hoax, can you imagine the real cost of sending people into space for a television show?
The insurance costs alone should be prohibitive.
With the Virgin program I can guarantee you they’ve spent a crapload on research and procurement of equipment in the lead up to taking passengers. Unless Starwalker plans to partner with Virgin (or someone else?) and outsource the space trip itself I don’t see how it’s financially viable.
January 8th, 2010 at 8:01 pm Anonymouse(Quote)
They claim to have secured a Soyuz, or Soyez as it was written somewhere on their facebook group.
Everything seems to involve mysterious Russians with these guys.
January 9th, 2010 at 5:34 pm Anonymouse(Quote)
Well they’re coming unstuck now http://www.facebook.com/group.php?gid=401187260649
January 11th, 2010 at 1:57 pm Turbulent Priest(Quote)
Ths is very unsurprising, isn’t it?
After Nolan’s behaviour on the official forums, and the exposure of what these people are actually like to work with (Calling Shenanigans on Facebook) – why would anyone work with these people – ever?
I say good riddance. Given the legal history of Nolan and Jameson Sansom-Jones – from what I have read, I would not trust them as far as I could spit.
I have no doubt that these “mysterious Russians” will also pull out (not that I think that they actually existed in the first place…) and the blame will fall upon those who dared to question the word of a disbarred lawyer and his insolvent business partner.
Despite it now being public knowledge that Nolan is disbarred, is Myrmidon Enterprises still listing Jonathan Nolan as the “taxation barrister”?
January 11th, 2010 at 11:35 pm ozsoapbox(Quote)
I like it’s always Russians who seem to be investing in these guy’s schemes.
Kinda gotta wonder what they are possibly getting out of it as it certainly won’t be a return on investment.
January 14th, 2010 at 9:49 pm Turbulent Priest(Quote)
To be honest, I think the language barrier works in favour of anyone trying to pull a scam – it’s a lot harder to “Googleski” in another language, and picking a country like Russia which most people don’t know that much about over here would be a terrific way to prevent people from immediately discreditng you.
Cynical, I know.
March 6th, 2010 at 12:58 pm Turbulent Priest(Quote)
To some of you, it may come as little surprize that Jonathan Nolan, representing Myrmidon Enterprises had his and Greg Smith’s collective asses handed back to them after ZGeek demanded proof of Nolan’s baseless claims to have lost out on $42.5 million dollars.
This was a win of epic proportions as the fraudsters behind the court case have now been named and shamed, and will soon be facing the wrath of quite a few txt msg entrants to their latest scam, StarWalker.
The latest shakeups at StarWalker have seen a number of faces disappearing as the only realities of this show started to sink in. i.e. that Nolan and Smith were running a scam, that there were no backers, that there was no support from Dr Hawking, that PolkaDot PR wasn’t issuing the press statelments (it was Nolan stealing their identity) and that a certain unnamed merchanizing company ceased doing business with them over concerns that the whole show was a fraud.