Taiwan wants to kill me: Would you cross this bridge?!
It was the tail end of Chinese New Year and we’d gone to visit the parents of one of our students. Towards the end of the day we headed out across some fields to have a look at a nearby fishpond.
As we got to the end of the streets in the nearby area where the fields began, there was a need to cross the local stream.
Across the stream was the most rickety looking bridge I’d ever seen.

It looked like something MacGyver had pulled out of his arse. Cobbled together from PVC pipe, iron (I think) sheets, bits of bamboo and some rope – I watched it sway in the gentle breeze… despite it being made from mostly metal.
I’m happy to say that I survived both crossings of the bridge but Jesus Christ. I always thought that if I did meet my end here in Taiwan it’d be at the hands of some crazy gangster, a disgruntled reader, some slightly spoiled seafood or being knocked down by a crazy blue truck driver.
Never did I think Taiwan would go all Indiana Jones on my arse and require me to start carrying around some mandatory rope everywhere I go.
Seriously, even though you can’t see it in the photo – the entire thing looked completely rusted through, had massive chunks of sheet metal missing from the platform and creaked and groaned like crazy.
And then there was the weird arse bending you experienced with your feet with every step you took – don’t get me started on just how much the platform bent if two people accidentally stood on the same square of sheet metal at the same time.
Worst freaking bridge ever Taiwan!
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September 15th, 2010 at 2:11 pm smithee(Quote)
I hope the fishpond was worth it…
September 17th, 2010 at 3:07 am ozsoapbox(Quote)
The fishpond was a bit of a kick in the nuts actually. After crossing this death bridge my reward was a 20m by 20m or so hole in the ground. I couldn’t even see any fish and there was even one guy fishing in the pond (wtf?!).
They seemed really proud to show it off to me though so I put on a happy face. Wasn’t quite sure how to react.
September 19th, 2010 at 6:05 pm babylue2(Quote)
At least you survived in one piece even if barely. I am shocked that I am hearing all these great things about how Taiwan is flourishing economically and yet these death-trap bridges can’t be fixed.
I’m seriously planning on spending some time there in 2011. One has to definitely avoid this bridge. Thanks for the update Oz. Always enjoy reading what you have to say.
September 20th, 2010 at 9:52 am erica(Quote)
@babylue2
Where Oz lives is the country side, e.g., shep, echuca, etc. if you go to Taipei the it’s more like any of the other large cities in the world!
September 20th, 2010 at 12:10 pm babylue2(Quote)
Thank you Erica. Do you live in Taiwan?. I plan to spend some time ther in 2011. I really want to enjoy my stay. I will be in Taipei.
September 20th, 2010 at 3:38 pm erica(Quote)
@Babylue2 -
Well, I used to live in TW, a long time ago thou, but will be in TW in 2010. Do you plan to live in TW or just travel?
September 20th, 2010 at 4:14 pm babylue2(Quote)
Attn@Erica
I plan to spend at least six months there in the coming year. I also want to learn some mandarin so I guess six months works for me.
September 20th, 2010 at 4:58 pm erica(Quote)
ah I see. to be quite honest, 6 months wouldn’t get you too far in terms of learning mandarin.
September 21st, 2010 at 1:36 am Caffeinated SentryGnome(Quote)
You can still find stuff like that in Australia. But mainly it out in the country it’s on a farm and the owners attiude is if it still there it’s safe and I made it myself so there’s no problems with it
September 21st, 2010 at 2:34 pm ozsoapbox(Quote)
They could be fixed but it’s probably not a government priority. Outside of the major cities Taiwan is full of little townships that pretty much run themselves. There’s not really much government interference in these people’s day to day lives.
Don’t let me put you off too much coming here, I tend to wander off the Taiwanese beaten track a fair bit
. Life in Taiwan for the most part is great (where else are you going to run into death trap bridges today)!
Yeah I agree with Erica, six months will maybe learn you basic Chinese unless you’ve got lots of spare time n your hands. Doing the tourist thing will take up a lot of your time and being able to get by with English in Taipei will most likely hamper your motivation once you get here.
Still, I’ve seen one guy become fluent enough to have a spoken conversation in just 5 months… he did nothing but study Mandarin during this time though.