"The horniest gel in Taiwan
There’s been some products I’ve found in Taiwan that have been questionable at the least. Things I’m not entirely sure why people felt the need to think them up in the first place.
The lines between genius and insanity are often dangerously blurred in this respect.
Then there’s the products that just take it to a whole new level.
Ladies and gentlemen I’d like to introduce you to ‘For Face – Clean Out Horniest Gel’.
It was sitting with the face scrubs and what not so I’m assuming it’s some kind of face cleanser. What exactly that has to do with being horny, let alone the horniest, I have no idea.
The attraction of cleaning out my face with the horniest gel available just didn’t do anything for me.
Someone joked that it was simply jizz in a tube… with the ready availability of chicken and cow testicles in Taiwan I’m not sure how much of a joke that was.
The bold ‘FOR FACE’ heading certainly looks like the creators don’t want you accidentally… uh, rubbing it in the wrong places.
Either way I wasn’t game enough to buy it. Horny facial gel is definitely way over the line I draw when it comes to personal hygiene.
May 23rd, 2010 at 8:41 pm Yi(Quote)
i think it’s to get rid of blackheads, pimples etc… maybe they call it horn?
May 23rd, 2010 at 10:01 pm anon(Quote)
…”facial” in a tube?”
Oh god. That was a bad post, and I should feel bad.
May 24th, 2010 at 2:22 pm ozsoapbox(Quote)
Calling blackheads and pimples ‘horn’ is a bit weird.
Still doesn’t explain why this particular gel is the ‘horniest’ though. Maybe it’s for application to only the ‘horniest’ faces in Taiwan?
…they so need someone calling them up any being like ‘so hey… you do know what horny means right?’